Namatay si XXXXXXXXX! Wala raw pasok sa Lunes! Yey! Ilabyoo PGMA! Ayan, diyan niyo lang naman ma-appreciate si PGMA eh, sa tuwing walang pasok. At kawawa naman yung namatayan, mga chakang to. Napakawalang puso niyo! As if ako meron! Meganon?!

At oo! XXXXXXXXX nga ang inilagay ko. Hindi kayo nava-virus-an at puro X lang ang inyong nakikita roon. Hindi ko maalala ang pangalan niya, pasensya na. Kasi, hindi ko siya kilala. Therefore, hindi siya kasikatan. At wala na akong balak i-research pa yoon at tinatamad akesh. Whatever, yaya.

Anewei, hindi yan ang aking rant, etong susunod. Intro palang yan.

Ano na namang kaartehan itong naririnig ko? Na deads raw kamakailan lang ang isang elder ng Iglesia ni Cristo. Ayon sa story telling ng aking nakakairitang kapatid, chieftain of all chieftains pa raw itong nasabing elder na ito. At idedeklara umano na mawawalan ng pasok sa Lunes. At dahil dine, kami ng dakilang kong utol, ay muli na namang nagtalo. Inaaway ako ng aking kapatid at pilit inisiksik sa maliit kong kokote kung gaano ka-impotante ang taong ito, na hindi ko naman mapagtanto at ma-appreciate, dahil hindi ako Iglesia ni Cristo. Anuvah!

Sa aking personal at napakawalang pusong reaksyon sa pangyayaring ito, ano naman ngayon kung na chugi itong chuvacious na chieftains of all chieftains na itech? Kaimportatehan ba siya sa sankatauhan para ipagdeklarahan siya ng walang pasok? Bakit nang mamatay si Michael Jackson, may pasok? Ibig bang sabihin ay mas sikat pa siya kay Michael Jackson na ultimong dalawang taong bata ay nag-aaral mag Moon Walk? At bakit nang namatay ang Santo Papa, may pasok din? Ibig ba sabihin nito ay mas importante pa chieftain of all chieftain na ito kung ikukumpara sa Santo Papa, gayung isang Katolikong Kristianong bansa ang Pilipinas? Ang Pilipinas na ba ngayon ay nag-evolve na mula sa Katolikong Kristiano patungong Iglesia ni Cristong bansa? Ang mga politiko kaya, kailan mag-e-evolve patunong tao mula sa pagiging unggoy na patuloy na naghahasik ng katatawanan sa mga tao.

Siya nga ba o sumisipsip lang ang administration sa mga Iglesia ni Cristo at nagbabakasakaling iboboto sila sa susunod na halalan? Abangan ang mga pangayayari sa 2010!

PS:

At ang aking mga kapatid ay kasalukuyang nag paparty, dahil sa nakakawindang na balitang ito (na walang pasok).

PPS:

Para sa aking mga dakilang ka opisina, nag-send ako ng electormagnetic waves kay Zeratul at kumpirmadong may pasok, sabi daw ni Artanis! Kaya para sa inyo, walang pasok ba kamo? Asa! My life for Aire!

Yes, I've just stopped following/unsubscribed from Hay! Men! Ang blog ng mga tunay na lalake! for the following top 3 personal reasons:

1. Their posts are flooding my Google reader. I could bear as much as 3-5 entries each day but posting 15-20 entries, imho, is already an over kill.
2. It's becoming too mainstream, and I'm just not fond of main stream stuffs.
3. There have been lots of new blogs modeled after its concept that's been showing up lately and it's starting to get annoying due to lack of originality. I shall not post their links because there is this one particular blog about gays that disgusted me enough to last my entire life. Not that I hate gays, in fact, I love them, for I am a certified yaoi lover/fangirl with certification number 00069 of the official yaoi fan club, BUT this particular site, is totally, undeniably, unearthly, unheavenly, unhelly disgusting. It's beyond humans', angels', demons', monsters', spirits' and even insects' concept of living creatures! Oh and I would like to condemn Kini, for the that particular link source.

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To Kini:

Thank you ha! (¬_¬)
Start hiding inside your can, you tuna flakes! XD

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Extra Information: Stop Following in Blogger's Blogs I'm Following Feature

Just in case you're wondering how I stopped following or unsubscribed from Blogger's Blogs I'm Following feature, here's what I did:

1. Go to the Blogger Dashboard
2. Under the Reading List section, click the MANAGE button
3. Click Settings of any blog title
4. Click the Sites you've joined tab
5. And stop following the blog you wanted to unsbscribe.

To whom it may concern,

No matter how busy you are with whatever lives you have, you just don't leave your freaking children running open in the streets, clothe or naked. Now what? You cry? You are crying because your kid died of a car accident. Where in fact, you can even prevent it from happening. Don't you dare give me the excuse that you just wanted your kids to free running around than confining them. There are several ways to make your kids enjoy their lives without having them to run in the streets where vehicles pass by. And this, is regardless of the fact of whether you are rich or poor.

Sorry for being inhuman, but to be honest, I don't feel the slightest bit of pity for you, who lost your kid. Rather, I'm actually, irritated with you. And more, that you try to defend yourself and cover up for your mistakes by blaming it all on the poor car driver for not stopping. But then again, you could always file a case over to the driver to get money. Philippine's traffic law are fucked up anyway, that whoever's fault it was, the driver still gets the blame in the end. Not that I know anything about Philippine law too. I feel sorry for the poor driver, this time, though. His record will get tainted. Well, either way, you can always try and make a baby again and afterward, kill it again for more money. Isn't that what most parents, these days, do - they sell their kids off? What difference does it make? Nothing. This is how fucked up our world is now, you know. Don't play innocent and say that I'm just being a cruel bitch. Well, I am, but still, they are true. And the fact still stays that the kid died because his parents where irresponsible.

Just a nobody who felt like ranting,
Euri

PS:  Image credit: stock.xchng

I know. I'm aware that I'm not exactly someone who is, uh, should I say, "great." But I don't care. It really doesn't matter to me if you think that I'm pathetic or that I'm way to weak and/or I look too weak. After all, I don't even know you that well and I'm really not interested in knowing you more, to be blunt. As for the "weak" thing, I'm not going to join any sports competition or even just exert effort for sports. If you're trying to provoke me or something, might as well use another topic. For example, use Gackt, Mana or Yoshiki's name, it might work. Pointing out the obvious and accepted fact to provoke me is definitely a wrong move. This round, you lost. Now, wait for my counter-attack. And next time, remember that my reflect percentage are high. :)

Grand Duchy of Beyond Eternal
Memorandum

Date: Today (whatever the date is)

To: Each and every single person who knows my mobile number

From: Euri Darenthorne ( a.k.a. the pathetic loser),  Grand Duchess of Beyond Eternal (web mistress) / High priestess of Gacktism and GPKISM

Subject: Mobile Number

Guys, you know how much I love you. I really do. I wont give you my number if I don't. So...

PLEASE STOP GIVING AWAY MY MOBILE NUMBER TO OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT MY CONSENT!

I do not appreciate anonymous text messages nor do I appreciate people sending me text messages just because they're bored and they need a textmate. If you don't have other things to do, go join extra curricular activities like mountain climbing. And if possible, lose yourself there and don't come back! No one needs you!

You know how busy as ass I am, so get it to your thick skulls please understand.

Side note:
In case you're wondering and itching to ask, no, I didn't get a memo just now (not this time, at least).

I don't know how many times I've said this, and I've been like this since time can remember. You, of all people should know me better. Anyway, let me say it again:

SHUT THE HELL UP WHEN I'M TALKING!

You know how irritated I get when someone just butts in while I'm talking. And to make matters worse, you don't even listen? WTF?! You know how I hate the fact that you go around asking me something and when I reply, you don't even fucking listen to a word I say. What's the point of even asking when you don't even want to listen to the answer? And if I don't reply, you go on and tell me that I'm rude. Geez, for the love of your God! You seriously don't make sense at all!

There are several people in this world who would want to talk to you (and people like you) regardless of that fact that you're like this, then just go and talk to them and please leave me alone. Even if it seemed like a little thing to you, and most people can't be bothered by it, it annoys me to the core and it bothers me a whole damn lot. I would rather do something else more productive than talk to people, you know. Oh, but I'm not an anti-social and I'm still normal. It's just that you guys aren't.

One thing that depresses me is some noob, who can't even follow some simple readme instructions from some bootlegged software, trying to act cool, playing with the PC settings, doing this and that without doing backups and everything, and at the end of the day, ended up deleting my entire hard drive without him even knowing what happened and what he had done not until a few days had passed. It was a confirmed total wipe out.

It does bother me that all my files were deleted. And yes, not even a file, damn it. But you know, what's even more bothering is that some person, who doesn't even have an idea about all this shit, even have the nerve to tell me that "my files aren't even important anyway". Well, now that I'm thinking about it, my entire life of J-rock and jazz mp3s, my anime collection (with special mention of Ergo Proxy), my entire manga collection (with the special mention of Kaikan Phrase, Haou Airen, Skip Beat, Vampire Knight, Trinity Blood, Ludwig Kakumei, and Hot Gimmik), my Saw collection, my digital art works, the vectors I spend hours on drawing, my website backups, my database backups, Kawaii Heavens's backups, my resume, certificate and awards not to mention my entire portfolio, were all deleted in a blink of an eye without me knowing it. I don't think anything else is important in it anymore, aside from those. To make it simpler, everything in there is goddamn important.

But what bothers me the most is that it seemed as if nothing happened. What am I supposed to do now, genius?

To the BASTARD that floods me with GMA RESIGN related messages,

1. You were the one who sent STUPID AND TOTALLY WORTHLESS MESSAGES to my message box and YOU, for the love of Satan, have the fucking nerve to insult me? Dude, are we picking on the right person here? Would you want me to drag you down to hell or something? Let me reiterate what you just called me - "malansang isda." And to think that you stole that from Dr. Jose P Rizal too. Tsk, tsk, tsk. JPR would feel dreadful that someone like you imitated what he said. You're not just an old fashioned bastard, you don't have originality as well.
2. If you do not want to receive reactions as such that I did, THEN DON'T SEND MESSAGES AT ALL. When you send a message, you should be aware that there will always be chances of a reply. When you state an opinion, there will always people who wont agree with what you are stating. This, of course, does not include the fact that you are constantly FLOODING MY MESSAGE BOX, and less the fact that I disagree.
3. I care less of whoever hell sits there as president, it won't change a thing anyway. Whoever sits there will always be someone who is corrupt. There is no such thing as an "uncorrupt politician", and people aren't just born yesterday.
4. Do you expect GMA to just get her fat ass down that comfortable chair just because people are yelling all over the place and telling her to do so? If you want GMA to get her ass down, a mere message wont get through. Even if you write a thousand messages and flood us a thousand times, it WONT get through. You know why? Think about it this way, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Some big shot of an ass? You're just another person in a million dozens of people. Just some guy in the crowd of people who doesn't have lives. To make it simpler - YOU'RE A NOBODY. If you're a nobody, do you think, SOMEBODY (like GMA) would listen to YOU, the NOBODY? Of course not.
5. My best suggestion to get GMA out of the presidential position is to KILL HER on the spot. It's disturbance free and hassle free for the people. You'll never know, people might elect you as the next president too, if you have enough luck. Just make sure, when you sit on that godly position, you wont blunder money, else, other people might kill you too and get their asses on the presidential seat afterwards, and so the wheel goes and and on.
6. If in case you would end up killing GMA, remember to call the media people. They'll love the scoop. Because they're just crazy for those kind of junks. It's their job too after all.

PS: You've been removed from my friend's list, blocked from my account FOREVER and reported as spammer, all for the godly reason that you are flooding and/or spamming me with stupid junks like you.

PPS: I read over your status message that you failed your entrance exams over at UST and PUP. Awww... too bad for you. That's what you get for being a fucking bastard. Now, how about wearing black tee and tight jeans to lent over it? I'll lend you my favorite cooking knife for wrist cutting too. I would love to mix your blood in my pet's foot. Be sure not to spill a drop on the floor, it'll be wasteful.

^_____^

WTF? I don't need to compare myself to YOU. If you think that I'm a person who belong the lower IQ population, then you are free to think whatever you like. I will not even demand that you see me at a higher level since I am well aware that I've graduated from AMA. Yeah, that fucking AMA where attendance is all you need to pass. I don't give a damn if you study at UP and thinks so that only UP students have the ability to meet your standards in a conversation. Let me get this fucking straight with you and please inject it to your brain that's already too big to handle all those education bullshit you're yapping about - I don't even want to talk to you in the first place. I would rather talk to those with lower IQs like me and have a pointless, senseless conversation and enjoy myself than talk to some pseudo intellectual, pretending to be oh so intelligent type like you.

As I had told Najo, hindi ako pwedeng makipag pataasan sayo ng ihi, dahil wala naman akong titi.

This is the topic of my rant today. The very repetitious, tiring event of the year, THE Model Contest. (Edit: My personal favorite Danica Joyce See did not win the contest. *sobs*)

Never mind the guy in the background. He is not as important as this. Yeah, yeah. He was some model that I don't know and don't hell care about. Whatever. Anyway, there was this spammer who posted ridiculously funny comments to each, I repeat, EACH model contestant's comment board.

IT HAS COME INTO OUR ATTENTION THAT MANY OF THE REGISTERED MEMBERS OF AUCTION.PH HAVE INVALID EMAIL ADDRESS.

THESE WILL OUTRIGHTLTY BE EXCLUDED IN THE FINAL TALLY OF VOTES WHICH WILL OCCUR ON THE 22TH OF DECEMBER.

TO AVOID DEDUCTIONS, MAKE SURE THAT THE EMAIL ADDRESS IS INDEED VALID. THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY. -AUCTION PHIL. MGT.

What the hell is wrong with this spammer? I don't know if he's stupid or just plain brainless or whatever. Let me list down my complaints:

1. Auction Phil - what a lame name.
2. It's not 22th It's 22nd. That's twenty-second not twenty-twoth? O_o Get your ass back to elementary!
3. He types in all caps for heaven's sake. That makes him the most hateful of all hateful people.
4. Auction.ph does not validate e-mails in the first place. What the heck is that "THESE WILL OUTRIGHTLTY BE EXCLUDED IN THE FINAL TALLY OF VOTES" shit?
5. If that person indeed work for Auction.ph, how the heck will he remove those votes by "unvalidated e-mails"?
6. Votes are tallied automatically by script. Is he thinking that I will be counting these votes manually? I don't have the time to count these shits, for the life of me. What does he think I am? Some super ingenious invention of a mega robot or something?
7. If I work in Auction.ph, and that announcement was indeed by Auction.ph, would I post in the comment box? Of course not. First, I will need to inform ma'am Ria about it. Then, she'll be the one to ask the good 'ol CD and the lazy PD (moi), to change the stuffs and everything.
8. And it took me, like forever to delete those damn comments. Less the fact that I am spending my precious limited time deleting his spams, for goodness' sake. I still have Coupon 15 to launch next week!

Ugh! I hate this spammer. I hope he dies a painful death. You know, some kinda him being run over by a truck or a train, being eaten to bits alive my ants or dogs, being shred to pieces by some machine or something.

I know, I'm creepy, I'm sorry. I'm just upset. And the rosary I bought isn't exactly the one I was expecting too. :(