Short Recap: Dora (as in Dora the Explorer with the "abre!", "te amo", and a backpack with the talking/singing map) is our house maid who is too much.
Dear Dora,
This is the last draw. I've been fucking trying to be nice and treat you like a human being. Please take note that me being nice is not something you would encounter everyday. And god (all kinds) knows how hard I tried my best to keep myself respectful of you one way or another since you're old and all. But this is enough. This is as far as my patience go. Everyone knows, for a fact, that Patience is not one of my virtues. I am also short tempered bitch, if I may say so myself. And the mere fact that I am as warped as to have a tendency to throw things at you. Even so, rest assured that I am not the type to stab people on their back. So if in case you're seeing knives flying towards your face, one of this days, you'll know I thew that and I am intending for your death. Better be prepared.
First, if you don't want to ruin your manicure, then don't fucking wash the clothes! That is why there's a thing called "washing machine" there for you to use. Second, you know that you are going to wash clothes, why the heck would you put on a manicure? Third, can't you just wash clothes fucking normally like NORMAL people do?Who do you need to have so much requirements when you're just going to wash clothes? Thirdly, people don't cry just because someone is not talking to you. Do you really need that great of an attention? Fourth, you DON'T have the right to tell people in this house to talk to you. We are god damn too busy with our lives to deal with your annoying trivial matters. Fifth, the only thing you do in this house is to sweep the floors and wash clothes, nothing more, nothing less. You don't need to mind the things you're not supposed to mind. Our business is our business, got that? Sixth, I know, I know, you're stupid hand is drying from washing clothes, therefore, I have to buy you an Arrianne (Avon product) lotion because of it. Seventh, when you see a shirt with prints, you DON'T iron the prints! I know you're from some remote mountain and all, a mountain where all people who washes clothes needs Avon product lotions to keep their hands from drying and have all their nails manicured, the bar soap their using to wash clothes have to be flower flavored and everything, but what the hell are you doing?! Isn't it a common thought not to iron printed shirts? Or is it just me that thinks it's a common thought not to iron prints? Whatever. Anyway, you ruined my favorite shirt, wise ass! Even if 25% of my clothes are Tribal Gear brand, favorite shirts still holds my highest attention. And lastly, stop being a know it all wise ass, okay? You just annoy me even more.
PS: Don't expect me to be nice to you after this, you had your last draw with my shirt.
PPS: Dare you touch my coffins and skull collection and I'll add rip you to pieces. I'm fucking serious.