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AJ Needs Our Help Now

Euri — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 04:24:54 +0000

Hello friends of Manila Gay Guy,

For some time now our friend and fellow Fabcaster, AJ Matela (of “Bakla Ako, May Reklamo” at http://baklaako.com/) has been quite sick. Upon the advise of doctors, he has resigned from work and is now focused on getting his body back in shape. But he’s finding out the hard way just how tough this battle is going to be.

Some time ago AJ contracted mycobacterium avium complex. Nodules have been discovered in his lungs, and he has been coughing a lot. Immediate treatment is necessary to halt the spread of the disease. It means he needs to submit himself to several lab tests plus new multiple medicines on top of the daily ones he’s currently taking.

On Aug. 18, 2011, just after lunch, AJ was rushed to the emergency room. He has difficulty breathing on his own; on top of that, he has diarrhea. His weight has gone significantly down. AJ is currently confined in Medical Center Manila along UN Avenue.

All this time he has relied only on his family and relatives for help. All this time he’s kept details of his medical condition to just them. But it has now reached a point when help from relatives, generous as they have been, is not enough. Because he has resigned from work, he doesn’t have any health card to bank on.

All his life AJ has always prided himself on being self-reliant and self-sufficient. But now he realizes that he cannot do this alone. So now, as close friends of AJ, we turn to you for help.

Friends, at this point we appreciate any and every assistance we can receive. And with God’s help, plus your generosity and prayers, we hope for AJ to bounce back soon. You may deposit your financial support through the following accounts:

(AJ’s bank account)
Account Name: Ariel James Matela
BPI Savings Account Number 373 903 4581

(AJ’s mom’s account)
Account Name: Anne Matela
BDO Cash Card 526 727 000 747 4501

Thank you for your help.

Migs and the Fabcasters

(Copy and pasted from The Manila Gay Guy)

1:43 Invasion

Euri — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:43:48 +0000

1:43, a Filipino OPM boy band with a K-pop streak finally invades the Internet!

Words spread like wild fire all over the Internet of this said new boy group that made even Justin Bieber squeel like a rabid fangirl. Even the popular and award winning blogs such as Technogra.ph, Noisy, Noisy Man and GameOPS have changed their SEO keywords and meta tags to everything 1:43 related!

Don't be a loser and act now! Spread the word and join the 1:43 cult!

Different Type of Shits

Euri — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:20:13 +0000

I found this really funny that I just had to share it.

Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave shit
This happens when you’re done shit-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead- shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy shit
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you\\\’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn shit
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap shit
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise shit
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a shit!!!

The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

(source: here)

Medicine

Euri — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:14:11 +0000

My medicine is slowly dissolving in water – it bubbles up as it leaves a sour scent. I find it beautiful. I can't help to think that I wanted to exchange place with it. I wanted to bubble up beautifully like that too. But more to it, I wanted to also dissolve slowly in water – that after it dissolves completely, there wouldn't be anything left. Like a mermaid when it dies, it would turn into sea forms and would just be apart of the sea.

Plurk Celebrity Riot List

Euri — Thu, 13 May 2010 09:02:52 +0000

There's a Celebrity Riot going on at Plurk involving mostly Filipino bloggers and other plurkers who've taken Filipino (old school) celebrity names and display images to that of their chosen celebrity and were semi-role-playing them. Originally, the riot are composed mainly of That's Entertainment cast.

I actually enjoyed it – role-playing Annabelle Rama. ♥

Here's the list (in alphabetical order):

If you're not yet on the list and wanted to be added, please leave a message here.

Jingle Bells

Euri — Sat, 01 May 2010 11:50:22 +0000

Jingle Bells song by a 5 year old kid:

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
HEY!
Old dust pan, electric fan
Kaldero at pinggan
HEY!

I literally rolled on the floor laughing hard! XD

Baby Lizard

Euri — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:41:32 +0000

I saw a baby lizard. It was beside my bathroom mat. It looked like it just hatched from an egg – that small. It's tiny and white and cute. I wanna squish it, I wanna squish it, I wanna squish it because it's cute.

I kicked the mat pushed it a bit but it didn't seem to move. I kicked it again and it moved but I wasn't sure if it's just because I kicked the mat. I kicked the mat again and it moved a little bit again.

I was restraining myself really hard not to step on it. I kept telling myself, "leave it alone, leave it alone." But at the back of my mind, I kept thinking, "I wanna squish it. I wanna squish it." Even until now, as I type here, I'm still thinking of wanting to squish it.

I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. Because squishing it makes nice sounds and killing it is fun. ♥

Marriage

Euri — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:49:53 +0000

A marriage license should be just like a passport or driver’s license. If we are not interested to renew it, then it expires. We are tough women, we will fight for our right to be free from the bondage of marriage.

— Margie Tajon

Above all else, your party list has the LAMEST of lame name EVER, in the history of mankind. It's called "1-ABAA" which is short for "1-Ako Babaeng Astig Aasenso," for the sake of those people who are interested.

On to the main topic, a marriage license, my dearest Ms. Margie Tajon, can't be compared to a passport or a driver's license. Having a husband is not just like having a new car to "ride on" and throw it away when you found a sexier and better car for your taste. And a family, for the love of all things, is not just some "luggage" or "extra trash" along the way.

If you don't wanna get married, then don't get married. Live-in couples are very common in this day and age. Just quit thinking of these ultra idiotic ideas. If, you just can't get the idea of "til death do us part" off your shit, try proposing another DIVORCE law. You'll never know when the bishop would actually agree to it just because it's already getting annoying. On that note, I still think that the Church should just shut up about these laws since government and the Church will always be different.

You may not want your husband, but there are people who wanted to get married too. And could you image how many people wanted to a have a "family" but can't? There are tons of people out there who would appreciate the things you throw away, and if only they could, would rather take it out of your hands happily.

LOL PORN! XD

Euri — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:11:29 +0000

R-18 — probably.

The light from the moon was glittering. As he is, mad with desire. He tore her white night gown and throw it roughly on the floor. He slowly kissed her at the nape of her neck and admires her smooth, silky, pale white skin. He caressed it slowly by the arms down to her soft legs. Grabbing her plump butt with all his strength as her moans echoes through the empty dark halls. His long warm fingers slowly slip in within her making her cries louder. She returned his advances with kisses starting from the chest and slowly, downward.

Note: Just in case you didn't know, I'm a huge pervert and I used to be a massive lemon fanfiction fan. This is an erotic blog entry written as a parody of a blog by a girl named Manila (now closed to public due to her increasing popularity earned from trolling and dissing models online), which contains erotic blog entries such as step by step sexual acts and detailed description of how she does her blow jobbing.

Written by request of Ade.

Skull Papercraft

Euri — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:32:30 +0000

I got a skull papercraft from Dos. So cute! X3

Oh and please excuse the photo quality and my desk decoration.

The front view. :)

The side view. :3

When the mouth opens. X3