This is just an experiment conducted for the mere purpose of self-satisfaction and humor. This experiment is expected to bring smiles and laughs to uplift people's spirits despite the evil aura surrounding everyone because of several reasons such as stress, depressions and hopelessness. No! Don't kill yourself just yet.
3:27pm, cloudy weather. I left a message at a few people's messengers (they were all male). The following is the exact message left:
WANTED: HOST (21-29) can sing or dance - not required, but preferred and/or willing to learn. Lap dance is a plus. <33
By the end of an hour, these are the replies I got...
Reaction #1, Marcossius:
Marcossius: o_o
Marcossius: thank god i'm only 20
Reaction #2, Glitch:
Glitch: hmmm
Glitch: di na ako pwede
Glitch: sayang
Reaction #3, Poneros:
poneros: wahahahahahahahaah
poneros: di ako marunong sumayaw eh
Reaction #4, Siege:
Siege: magkano kaya?
Siege: maghosto na lang kaya ako?
Reaction #5, Jeromee:
Jerome: di ako pwede
Jerome: porn star gusto ko
Reaction #6, RD:
RD: san?
Reaction #7, Kureiii:
Kureiii: san mo nakuha yan malaki ba sahod
Kureiii: sideline ako dyan
Kureiii: di pla ako pede
Kureiii: 20 plang ako
Kureiii: underage
Pahabol Reaction, Kamotenista:
Kamotenista: pwede ba ako dun?...
Kamotenista: pwede pa ang toothpick sa ganung career? aba sayang din yan mahal ang mabuhay ngayon..kaya dapat kapalan ang mukha....
Kamotenista: aba, lalaki din ako
Kureii at Marcossius: pwede yan, underage. ako, disi-otso ako nung nagsimulang magsayaw eh.
Hahahaha!
Wag po mga ate at koya bata pa p me. :(
fyi lang po... "alam mo naman number ko di ba?" was for the hosting client you mention which will pay using gcash... >.<
Siege,
LOL! Matanda na si kuya Rei. Asa, kuya Rei asa. =P
Marcossius,
Legal age ka na! Pwede na yan!
glitch,
Ay, ok. Will remove. XD
Too bad I can't read Tagalog. @_@
It that... a host like in a TV sitcom? or its the other "Host?"
lol.
LOL XD Lakas ng trip!
dami fans ah
magtayo ka kaya ng ads sa edsa
@__@
malay mo, mas madame pa dyan makuha mo
ehe
it's a good thing you didn't post what i replied... hehe
Babae di puwede? Kelangan ko pera.
Haha.
Chette,
No. It's host, the other host. XD
sundowndos,
I never got your reply. =(
Najo,
ROFL! Ako rin, I need money. XD
i did reply to you about it... you even laughed... you just forgot... :(
sundowndos,
Oh! Right! Sorry... =(
I just remembered. But you replied to me late. I already posted this entry. XD
hehe no biggie...
And I suspect all of them to be your current officemates?
I wasnt asked this :(
Nelson,
Hmm.. no. They are all my friends. XD
I have roughly 250 people in my YM and about less than a hundred at my MSN and a few more in my Gtalk. These are only a few from those lot. XD
Selo,
Because you were offline at that time, goshujin-sama. Now, how about helping me out with editing Utawarerumono because I called you "goshujin-sama" like you wanted. =P
Offline friends?
Wait, did you just say 250 in Y!M alone?! T_T In that case, there will never come a day with your messenger in color gray, right? (hmm, good rhyme lol) Does that also mean that you have three messengers open daily? I can barely imagine how your list would look like and how long it would have to take you to scroll just to find a certain contact.
Nelson,
Yep, I have all 3 of them opened every single day. I use the search function built-in the messengers to find a contact. It's pretty helpful. :)
I suppose you've at least tried using meebo once?
Nelson,
Yeah, didn't like i though. XD
I'd rather use Pidgin. :)
Hmm euri bata pa talga ako im only 18 ^^ ang kumontra mukhang kulangot.
master kureiii kukontra ako kasi mukha naman akong toothpick na pinang-aalis ng kulangot...wahaha
bwahahahah XD omg this is so funny~ i wonder why i i didn't see this post before~ XD